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Are You a Stupid Mother? Not to Worry; There’s a Cure!

Joette Calabrese, HMC, CCH

November 21st, 2021  |  9 Comments

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Joette Calabrese

Are you a stupid mother?

I know it can be embarrassing to admit such a thing. But no one will know that you’re reading this, so take this simple test and find out. (We must keep it simple because, by nature, we all know mothers are not very bright.)

So, concentrate. Try really hard to see if you can get through this.

  1. Do you think you can make good decisions by doing research and counting on yourself to treat your child?
  2. Do you wonder whether there’s wisdom in going to the doctor to determine if your child is well?
  3. Do you question whether the antibiotics given to your child years ago might be linked to why they have food intolerances today?
  4. Do you think homeopathy is good medicine that you, yourself (God forbid), might use to treat your child’s ills?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then by mainstream medical standards and their sycophantic media, you are indeed a stupid mother. 

But no worries. There's a cure for this special kind of stupidity.

Here are three easy-to-follow rules, and you should be cured in no time.

  1. Read, listen to and watch mainstream media.

They will set you straight in no time. I used to work for NBC, so trust me on this one. Okay, okay, no doubt the media outlets are given their talking points via their Big Pharma advertisers as well as the network owners who have huge stock holdings in the pharmaceutical industry. Just remember, they only have your child’s well-being in mind! We know this is true. Why? Because they say so.

  1. Never count on your intuition.

It’s just plain stupid to do that. In case you don’t realize it, your doctor has spent many years in medical school being taught by professors who gained tenure by getting published. They know best because their published grants come from Big Pharma! Remember now (pat-pat), Big Pharma is the good guy! So, your doctor has been taught to use drugs that contain only the purest ingredients and best intentions.

  1. Start taking your child to the doctor as soon as he or she is born.

You know, just to be sure that your baby has the right-sized head and all. This will ensure that you don’t get the notion that you can figure this out yourself. And as your child grows under his authority — oops, I mean “care”— be obedient when he advises that your 13-year-old daughter should be put on the pill for her acne or that gender fluidity is not only normal but ought to be encouraged!

Oh, and don’t think twice when your doctor just happens to have an opening in his schedule that will be the perfect time to remove your three-year-old’s tonsils permanently. You know, the tonsils that the doctor’s antibiotics did nothing to help.

Remember, that's what the doctor is for … to convince you to say “yes” as often and early as possible. You needn't be burdened with the weighty decisions that only a doctor can make for you. You’re stupid, remember? You have better things to do than to waste your time on intellectual pursuits that could prevent a lifetime of misery for your child.

Besides that, do I even need to mention that you can count on the doctor to give you precisely the latest “soon-to-be-taken-off-the-market-for-its-apparent-danger” synthetic drug that your child needs?

Indeed, he’s part of an intricate system devised by Big Pharma to help him choose the best course of action for your child. He relies on those at the tippy-top of medical corporations to direct him to the hottest new drug to test on — oops, I mean “advise for” — your child.

In case you didn’t know, his drug rep has the best legs in town. So, when she walks away, he can’t help but notice! Well, we needn’t be too detailed here. We wouldn’t want to worry your pretty little head with details. So, let’s just say that your child’s doctor is a healthy American male — and don't you want to take advice from a healthy doctor?

Okay, I know this is a lot to digest in one sitting, so I’ll stop here. Now you can answer those relentless calls from the doctor’s office, lovingly and caringly convincing you to keep their calendar intact by keeping that well-child checkup! Don’t forget, it’s an important element of raising your children. After all, how would your child get all of his drugs, shots, superfluous tests and surgical procedures without those checkups?

And perhaps most importantly, how would you get your comforting pat on the head?


Joette Calabrese


P.S. Get your Remedy Card for tonsillitis by scrolling down to the bottom of this page. If you don’t know how to scroll, I’m sure your doctor can show you! (I just can’t let it go, can I?)

P.P.S. If all of this sounds too familiar, I suggest you join a Gateway to Homeopathy study group filled with other like-minded women. Compare notes! You’ll be amazed how many women have been treated as though we have no intelligence, intuition, or power of observation. Traveling the healthcare road alone can be demoralizing. But with your study group friends at your side, you will bolster your confidence to deal with condescending conventional medical practitioners.

Then with your study group clicking along, you'll want to become a Mighty. As one of Joette's Mighty members, you have a safe (non-public social media) place to hang out and discuss topics safely with other Mighties (from around the world).

Plus, you’ll also learn homeopathy that much faster! Win-win!

I began my journey into homeopathy by belonging to a study group. So, I can guarantee you will never regret creating or joining one yourself.



I am a homeopath with a worldwide practice working with families and individuals via Zoom. I'm also a teacher and most importantly, a mom who raised my now-adult children depending on homeopathy over the last 31 years. I lived decades of my life with food intolerances, allergies, and chemical sensitivities until I was cured with homeopathy, so I understand pain, anxiety, and suffering. You may feel that your issues are more severe or different than anyone else’s, but I have seen it all in my practice and in my work in India. My opinion is that nothing has come close to the reproducible, safe and effective results that my clients, students and I have achieved with homeopathy.

Call today and learn how homeopathy might just be the missing piece in your health strategy.

Joette is not a physician and the relationship between Joette and her clients is not of prescriber and patient, but as educator and client. It is fully the client's choice whether or not to take advantage of the information Joette presents. Homeopathy doesn't "treat" an illness; it addresses the entire person as a matter of wholeness that is an educational process, not a medical one. Joette believes that the advice and diagnosis of a physician is often in order.

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9 thoughts on “Are You a Stupid Mother? Not to Worry; There’s a Cure!”

  1. Kelset says:

    Joette you never cease to amaze me with your humour. Thanks for this one. Excellently done.

  2. Betsy in MN says:

    Love this! I always say, “You know, the doctor is still just practicing medicine!”
    Why trust someone who can’t cure the condition?

  3. Rachel says:


    And the picture at the beginning! Oh man, genius.

  4. Melissa says:

    Someone got on her sassy satirical pants today! Lol! How very “Screwtape” of you, Joette. I LOVE it!

  5. Harry says:

    This is so Brilliant, you rock Joette

    1. Joette Calabrese, HMC, CCH says:

      Thanks, Harry!

    2. Joette Calabrese, HMC, CCH says:

      Thanks, Harry.
      You rock for appreciating this kind of thinking.

  6. Paige says:

    Sometimes truth is best presented sarcastically. You nailed it with this post!

    Unfortunately, Critical thinking has almost escaped our current way of mothering.

    We need more women at your stage of life to remind us YES, we are going against the “norm,” BUT that is just what we should be doing.

    Thinking, informing, loving, discerning, caring, educating, helping, nurturing – these are the ways of mothering you have so often pointed us to, thanks Joette.

    1. Joette Calabrese, HMC, CCH says:

      You’re welcome, Paige!

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